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Timmy didn't enjoy himself at the establishment, apparently, but he was there. That's according to a reader that sent in a story to We are the Postmen, an excellent sports blog that you should check out some time. Here's the story:

When I was valeting cars out at Disney, Hardaway was staying at our hotel for a few days. He kept tipping like **** for the first couple days and we all knew he was a millionare so of course word got around and all the valets didn't like him.

On a Saturday night he comes out and asks a few of the valets what club would be hopping that night. My boy Tommy tells him he needs to go check out the Parliament House as it is off the chain on Saturday and he really tells him how good of time he will have and how many [girls] will be there. Hardaway goes and comes back later that evening extremely ****** off demanding to talk to management. Turns out he wasn't too happy that the valet's had sent him to a gay club ... always take care of your valets.

That amuses me to no end. Not only did they send Hardaway to a gay club, but the Parliament House is "the premiere all-gay resort in the entire Southeast and is known throughout the world." All things considered, I think it was fabulous of the valets to send Hardaway to such a great spot.

Sadly, their attempts at broadening Timmy's horizons failed. The good news for Tim, though, is that he can try again this weekend in Vegas. Since he's no longer tied up with NBA Cares, he'll have plenty of time to hang out at The Backdoor Lounge.